i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads