question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.