you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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