So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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