I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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