Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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