Are we in a gay sports bar?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
This is the high leading the old right now
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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