Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!