How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country