yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null