jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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