Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.