The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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