I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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