I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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