Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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