At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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