i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
