god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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