I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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