He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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