I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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