Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I need water and some morals
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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