eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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