So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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