Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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