Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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