so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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