Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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