you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN