remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS