This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.