suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Even my vagina gasped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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