The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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