He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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