Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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