Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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