So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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