dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
pop tarts are not kleenex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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