I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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