hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
When are your genitals available?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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