I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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