you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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