this just has baby written all over it
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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