If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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