Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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