PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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