no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
did i just pee glitter
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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