And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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