i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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