But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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