I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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