OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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