So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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