if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.